WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

 Knock Knock! 
Who's there? 
Rhino. 
Rhino who? 
Rhino you are in, now open up!

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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Iron age horse found as Norway glacier melts

Rare whale strands on St Kilda

Genomes of big cats revealed

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: