WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: What do you know when you see three rhinos wearing matching pink sweatshirts?

A: They are all on the same team!

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

Hunter: I killed a chupacabra

Meet Lola, the six-clawed lobster

Prehistoric crocs 'ran like dogs'

Herpes-infected monkeys terrorize Florida

COPS TAKING WOUNDED ANIMALS TO THE GUN RANGE AND S...

British Columbia man thwarts cougar attack with sp...

'The Yeti may be real' Sir David Attenborough clai...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: