WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today, Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

1st rhinoceros: "What's that over there?"
2nd rhinoceros: "It's a hippopotamus."
1st rhinoceros: "Imagine having such a horrible face!!!"

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: