WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: How do you know when a rhino's about to charge? 

A: He takes out his credit card.

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

The Real Reason to Worry About Bees

Humpback Whale Populations Increase Off British Co...

Toward Making People Invisible to Mosquitoes

Two Shark Attacks in Shallow Florida Water

DNA study suggests hunting did not kill off mammot...

Otter spotted at new Somerset wetlands

Sipping Tarantula Venom Kills Crop-Eating Insects

Researchers Move Endangered Mussels to Save Them

Common dolphin rescued from the River Dee

New Evidence That Orangutans and Gorillas Can Matc...

Parasite Ants Drafted as Mercenaries

Mysterious Elk Deaths Plague New Mexico

Kenya rejects proposal to capture and exploit whal...

UK's rarest lizards return to sand dunes

Mystery Disease Killing Ohio Dogs

Western black rhino officially extinct

Kazakhstan’s saiga threatened by new border fence ...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: