YESTERDAY'S NEWS TODAY FROM WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the custard. 

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

British hunter killed by buffalo he was trying to ...

Has the legendary chupacabra turned up in Belarus?...

New species of fish discovered near Chile, help na...

Dawn of Carnivores Explains Animal Boom in Distant...

Polar Bear's Collar Cam to Reveal Species' Secrets...

'Oil threat' to DR Congo's Virunga National Park

Genetic 'Adam' and 'Eve' Uncovered

Escaped chimps cause Twycross Zoo closure

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: