YESTERDAY'S NEWS TODAY FROM WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of rhinos wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? 
A: Nothing, he did not recognize them.

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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Scotland's gamekeepers to help combat mussel poach...

Spooked baboons baffle Dutch zoo in Emmen

Bat killing WNS fungus confirmed in Arkansas

VIDEO: A Bear Walks Into A Bar

Last Wild Horse Sees First Artificial Insemination...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: