WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q. What is the difference between a rhino and a Victorian hatstand?

A. A rhino is a large mammalian quadruped, whereas a Victorian hatstand is an item of furniture designed to protect headwear from mice, and which dates from between the mid 19th Century to 1901.

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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Wild dog pack spotted at Mid-South association

Stowaway cat found on freighter from Philippines t...

Japan to start stem-cell study on humans

Mystery soap thief unmasked as gang of squirrels

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: