WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is having computer problems, so for the next few days Yesterday's News Today will be done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Why did the rhino cross the road?

To get to the haberdasher

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha! Now for the news...

European Commission places a temporary suspension ...

Pima County will pay $284,000 to protect lizards a...

Gulf Of Mexico Dolphin, Sea Turtle Deaths Point To...

Bionic dog can walk again after being fitted with ...

Baboons invade home, guys videotape the chaos

Longer Days Bring 'Winter Blues' -- For Rats, Not ...

Draft rule ends protections for gray wolves

Scientists find ancient fossils in Panama

Endangered gopher frogs found at new breeding spot...

And now for a lovely tune to whistle while you work; a song about a Duchess: