Thursday, November 22, 2012

CRYPTOLINK: 'Britain's Bigfoot' spotted in Tunbridge Wells - Signs of the Times


Apeman© KentNews.co.uk

You see some strange things in and around the county, but perhaps this could be the weirdest yet, after claims a British Bigfoot has been spotted in woodland near Tunbridge Wells. Dubbed the Kentish Apeman, it is claimed he towers eight-foot tall, is covered in hair and has red demonic eyes.

And while that may sound like lots of people after a night on the town, what's intriguing many is the fact a recent sighting ties in with one nearly 70 years ago on the same spot. The most recent sighting is believed to have taken place last month on Tunbridge Wells Common - the 200-acre wooded site which sits in the centre of the town and is one of its most picturesque features.
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4 comments:

  1. I really don't know how this story has gone from the CFZ bloggo to The Sun, Daily Mail etc...and there's nothing worse than being called a 'paranormal expert' when i couldn't give a toss about the bloody paranormal!! Oh for the power of the media...

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  2. I dare say this explains why the beer down there is so bloody awful (as I'm sure Mr Freeman can confirm); the locals can't cope with the good stuff.

    I'm sure that if you research it, the Bigfoot sightings will coincide with the local hostelries having something like Tim Taylor's or Cropton beer on as a guest. Having said that, the effect may well be reproducible (an experiment for which I am prepared to volunteer in advance, as a Control Yorkshireman) and indeed a great deal more research ought to be performed on the matter.

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  3. Could it have been Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?

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  4. How time appropiate!

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