On this
day in 1908 Cranthorth “Bucky” Wilberforce-Smithe was born. Wilberforce-Smithe
is to date the only two-headed football player to represent England at
international level. He is best known for the Wilberforce-Smithe head dribble
where he would hold the ball between his head and the head of his withered
conjoined twin and run from his teams goal line into the goal of the opposing
team. This he was usually able to manage unchallenged as the extra head would
usually shoot a haunted look at anyone coming in to tackle him causing the
aggressor, if Catholic, to cross himself allowing Wilberforce-Smithe to run past
while the other teams player started fumbling for a rosary or something in their
pocket. In an unrelated incident Wilberforce-Smithe was also to singe the beard
of the king of Spain in Cadiz.
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