Sunday, June 24, 2012

I'M YER GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN


And so the weekend is over, and we have bought a new tumble dryer on eBay. Not that this piece of news has any relationship whatsoever with the rest of the contents of the Gonzo Daily, but I just felt like sharing it. Whilst on the subject of appliances, I recently wrote a song about washing machines. I was influenced by various rap songs about major criminals doing nasty things to each other. Like the one quoted in a 'Preacher' Comic:

"I knew a crack dealer, his name was Peter
I blew him away with my nine millimetre"

So I wrote a song about a mate of mine called Ian who once (30 years ago in his mis-spent youth) stole a vanload of second-hand washing machines when he was drunk, only to find out that none of them worked properly.

It had to be done.

But I digress (although it IS monday). Today's posts are many and varied.

A rather charming Polish review of the new live CD/DVD from Chris Thompson. I have left the text completely unedited to retain that aforementioned charm...
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/chris-thompson-polish-review_24.html

MEMO TO GONZO SUPREMO ROB AYLING:

Re. Bigfoot Guitar.

Is there any concievable excuse we can think of which would get me to buy one of these and charge it as expenses? I sooooo want one!
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/bigfoot-guitar-finally-mixing-my-day.html

Gail Skelly is an unsigned folk singer. Rob met her the other day, and we decided to feature her on the Gonzo Daily. Why? Because we can.
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-gail-skelly.html

What? Another part of the exclusive interview with Wally and Jackson Webber mainman Roy Webber? Mr Ambassador, you are spoiling us...
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/exclusive-roy-webber-jackson-webber_25.html

Journalists have got a bad press lately. They have been maligned as low life scum who will stoop to anything to get a story. But what sort of low-life scum would stoop to stealing pictures from a girl's Facebook page. Well, me actually. There are some very cool pics of Mimi Page on stage at the Lightning in a Bottle Festival. They were on her page, now they are here. Capisce?
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/mimi-page-lightning-in-bottle-festival.html

As regular readers will probably know, for some reason not entirely understood by me (although it was me who started it) when I send out the blog notifications each sunday, I do them in rhyme.And Liz L, chanteuse of Auburn, quite often answers me in the same style...
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/here-comes-rhyming-liz.html

A sneak preview of the title track of the new Michael Des Barres CD, which you may have read me wittering on about sometimes. It really is bloody excellent.
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/06/michael-des-barres-get-sneak-preview-of.html

We will be back tomorrow,
toodle-oooh

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