OLIVER

We had quite a few emails over the last few days since I announced that Oliver was leaving. There was general beating of breasts and a weeping, a wailing and a gnashing of teeth.

However, I think that I could have phrased it better. Oliver has not left the CFZ. He just does not live in my spare room any more. He and Helios 7 have gone to live in Plymouth with Oll's girlfriend Ann.

He will continue to do Yesterday's News Today and Weird Weekends and stuff, so all you Oll fans out there needn't worry.

In the meantime I am turning what used to be his bedroom into the long awaited CFZ Library. Watch this space...