SHOCK! CFZ HELP FUND WAR EFFORT

We were recently donated a parcel of trailcam accesories by a generous American donor who has opted to remain anonymous. It is very kind of him and we are most grateful. However, this morning I received a curt note from HM Customs and Excise telling us that we owe £48 import duty on them.

At the CFZ we are a patriotic bunch and never hesitate to do our bit, but if you are some sort of anarchist pinko scumbag who shies away from supporting a series of pointless wars across the Middle East, please make sure that any parcels you send us are marked "Unsolicited Gift" and have a declared monetary value of no more than forty quid.

You know it makes sense.

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