Saturday, July 30, 2011

NAOMI WEST: Puddle Monster V - The Terror Continues

I was gone all day today, running errands. When I got home, I was startled to discover a gathering of Wiccans surrounding my valve box, attempting to call up the puddle monster. I guess word travels fast. (I hated to interrupt, but I had to request that they leave because my husband needed to trim weeds.) However, apparently their ritual worked because after dark I was able to catch the clearest picture yet of the monster. I have already been accused of photo-shopping, but I give you my word that this picture is authentic. I feel very honoured to have this mysterious and elusive creature living in my flooded valve box. I am appealing to the Environmental Protection Agency, as my husband is making plans to repair the valve box and ruin the monster's habitat.

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7 comments:

  1. Seriously.......Why don't you and/or your husband find a nice water habitat for the frog so he/she won't miss the valve box.

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  2. Seriously.....
    Why don't you and/or your husband find a nice watery habitat for the frog so he/she doesn't miss the valve box.

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  3. Oh no,
    Its the dreaded Rana pipiens, or the North American Leopard Frog. Certainly a terror as it eats it's prey alive.

    Seriously, this is the head of a Leopard frog, GOOGLE IT.

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  4. Oh no, its the dreaded Rana pipiens, more commonly known as the North American Leopard Frog. A terrible creature known to catch and eat its prey alive.

    Seriously, this is a Leopard frog, Google it.

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  5. Sorry, double posted earlier, didn't mean too.

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  6. I know it's a Leopard frog. I was just having fun. They are incredibly shy creatures, aren't they?

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  7. I intend to either take him down to the creek or create a habitat. For now, we are leaving the valve box alone.

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