Friday, July 09, 2010

JON DOWNES: Yesterday's News Today

It is Oliver's birthday this weekend, so he is off with his ladyfriend doing whatever it is they are doing. It is Corinna's birthday as well, so forgive me if I am brief at this point. However, here is yesterday's news...

Penguin back in zoo after kidnap
Wildwood has mounted a "24 hour love patrol" to watch Britain's most dangerous & energetic lovers.
'800,000-year-old Britons' revealed

24 Hour Love Patrol sounds like a song by Barry White...

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