THERE ARE NO DEPTHS TO WHICH DAVEY CURTIS WILL NOT PLUMB TO BRING SHAME UPON HIS FAMILY... AND THAT'S OFFICIAL!

Dear Jon,

Well, if this would not make me old Grandma Sarah proud of me, I dont know what would, sniff.

Regards David Shamus O'Curtissey

P.S Or on the other hand she may have said to me..."You shameless gobshite, is there no depths you will plummet to bring disgrace unpon the family!"

EDITOR'S NOTE: His band are usually just known as Happy the Man...