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OK, I’m here once more with a clutch of links to the latest news from the CFZ daily news bloggo under my arm, so without further ado and also because these links are quite heavy (seriously have you ever tried picking up a bit of the internet and putting it under your arm?) I’ll deposit them here:
Great tits found hunting bats for food
Plasobot: Robots from slime molds
Repentant man breeds 4,600 scorpions
'Killer seaweed' may have poisoned driver
Why did the crab blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
You see what I did there? You thought I was going to use the “because the ‘sea weed’” punchline again, but in fact the crab in question was eating at a posh restaurant for crabs, probably called ‘Salty Jack’s Bar and Grill For Anthropomophic Crabs’ or something and saw the salad dressing, as depicted in the linked artists impression:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/shearluck/crabs.jpg
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