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It’s time for some cryptozoology news:
Moths Cloaked In Color: Reexamining Parallel Evolution In Diurnal Neotropical Moths
War Against Wildlife Ends In Southern Europe
Global warming and the fate of the world’s coral reefs
Smithsonian Institution Libraries Unveils "Darwin's Legacy"
See Darwin as You Have Never Seen Him Before in The Manchester Museum's Unique Exhibition
Dad dives in stream to escape wasps
Here’s a little joke for you about wasps (it’s not my own, but it is slightly better than the puns I usually come up with)...
The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a LP record in the window of a record shop: “Wasp sounds from around the world”. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it.
“Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. I don’t recognise any of these sounds, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?”
The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track. After a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is still confused. “No, I still don’t recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?”
The assistant skips the needle on, and the world’s foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. “It’s no good. I just don’t recognise any of these wasps.”
The assistant peers at the label of the record and says “Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side.”
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