CFZ PEOPLE: Max Blake

Once again, another young person in the CFZ has been a grave disappointment to me. There was I thinking that Max, upon leaving school, would sign on the dole, and spend a profitable career hanging around on street corners and wearing a hoodie. But no. His A Level results came through this morning:

GEOLOGY: A
BIOLOGY: B
ECONOMICS: B

And he is going to Bristol University to study zoology.

What a loss to the world of dole scum.

Well done, dear boy, I am ridiculously proud of you.