Yesterday’s News Today
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Welcome to the round up of the latest cryptozoology news, courtesy of the CFZ daily news blog:
Three Neanderthal Sub-groups Confirmed
3 new tiger cubs in Vizag zoo
Mystery ailment kills 14 horses at polo tournament
Nandankanan gets ‘wild’ gift from Bhopal
And
Pig Brother reality show to sell more bacon
Most reality TV is a real ‘boar’, but this gives me the chance to ‘ham’ it up by telling some truly horrific pig gags:
Q: What is a pigs favourite band?
A: Pork-wind
Q: What is a pigs favourite sporting event?
A: The Olym-pigs
Q: How can you tell if a pig is in a bad mood about something?
A: they start to swine about it.
Thank you ladies and gents, I’m here all week.
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