"What happened in the world of cryptozoology yesterday? I was under a rock.” I hear you cry. Well luckily there’s the CFZ daily news blog to keep you informed. Yesterdays stories were:
Couple trade two children for a bird
Dog, missing 9 years, returned to family
Hurrah, it's a Turtle With Two Heads
Britain's famous Canadian polar bear gets new digs
Illusionists in final tiger act
Ottawa seeks buyer for anti-sealing ship Farley Mowat
PETA to DA: feed Ebola-infected pigs before they are culled
Hamster Power: The Greener Cleaner
And
Race to save stranded whales
What did the rescuers say after they herded the whales back out to sea? “Hopefully, ‘whale’ not have to do this again soon.” (oh come on it’s not that bad, lets see you come up with better whale based puns).
Jon writes: "Oliver, I am very glad to see that you have given the bloggo readers a sense of porpoise"
Ohh God Jon that must be the worst one so far.
ReplyDeleteI must admit though even Im stuck for a Whale Pun.
As my dear sister would say "Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse".