Thursday, July 28, 2016

THYLACINE NEWS

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Col says he is now unsure whether that animal was actually a thylacine, ... It was from these trappers that Col learnt the sound a thylacine makes, ...

... discovered with the fossils of several other small to medium animals new to science — was in the size range of thylacines but much more "massive".

THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN VISITS A NON EUCLIDEAN PART OF DEVONSHIRE

The Gonzo Daily - Thursday
I feel considerably better today. An early night with a zopiclone, some cheese crispy things, and a free ebook of the complete works of H P Lovecraft (available from http://tinyurl.com/owsy377) and I feel right as a trivet. I am not too sure what a trivet is (trivets are often tripod-like structures with three legs to support the trivet horizontally in order to hold the dish or pot above the table surface) and I have no idea why my Grandmother always used to say that somebody was as right as one, but there you go!
There have been some changes to the Weird Weekend lineup, most excitingly with Alan Dearling now confirmed. Sadly Chris Thomas and Glen Vaudrey have cancelled. Richard, however, will be talking about almasty prior to our second excursion to Russa next year. I hope that I am wrong, but it is looking as if a mixture of apathy, happenstance, and the fact that nobody has any money due to the Government's austerity measures, will probably call time on the Weird Weekend, at least for a while after this year. I always said that I would do ten and this one will be the seventeenth, but I will still be disappointed of it has to end. Ticket sales are the slowest ever. I strongly suspect that it is because of the financial insecurity that so many people are feeling at the moment, but I hope that it will turn itself around in the next few weeks. This year's Weird Weekend featuring our very own Steve Ignorant, sponsored by our very own Erik Norlander, compèred by me and the return of  Nuneaton's Mr Entertainment, Barry Tadcaster with his pal Orang Pendek, and featuring a whole cornucopia of high strangeness and cerebral silliness. It would make me very happy if I could sell some more tickets..
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And now for the news................
Kevin Ayers in "Wild Thing" music documentary
Peter Hammill interview 1978 (Van Der Graaf)
Rick Wakeman: CBN 1995
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY: Jefferson Starship "Ja...
Gonzo Magazine #192
What happens when the keyboard player from Yes shares a stage with the guitarist from Queen?  Doug tells you all about it. Meanwhile, Alan is at the Edinburgh Blues and Jazz festival, our old mate Andy Roberts takes some acid (and Jon writes about it as well as asking whether the world of Narnia is sexist?) What other magazine gives you all this for free?
And there are radio shows from Strange Fruit, Mack Maloney, Canterbury Sans Frontières, and Friday Night Progressive. We also have columns from all sorts of folk including Roy Weard, Mr Biffo, Neil Nixon and the irrepressible Corinna. There is also a thrilling and slightly disturbing episode of Xtul. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews and pademelons outside zoos(OK, nothing to do with small marsupials who have escaped from captivity, but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
This issue features:
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Issue 191 (Karnataka)
Issue 190 (Erik Norlander)
Issue 189 (Rick Wakeman at the O2)
Issue 187/8 (Yer holiday special)
Issue 186 (Beatles)
Issue 185 (Judge Smith)
Issue 184 (Mick Abrahams)
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FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES


What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology? 

Well, everything, actually! 

 In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.






NEWS FROM NOWHERE - Thursday

ON THIS DAY IN - 1821 - Peru declared its independence from Spain. 
And now some more recent news from the CFZ Newsdesk

  • Scientists created zombie ‘Frankenturtles’ to disc...
  • New venomous snake discovered in Costa Rica
  • Lyme disease: You can't blame the deer
  • Greek heroic deity Prometheus now has a namesake i...
  • Sunburned dolphin spotted in Moray Firth



  • AND TO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK... (Music that may have some relevance to items also on this page, or may just reflect my mood on the day)