Friday, March 18, 2016

NESSIENEWS (Caveat Lector)



Nessie is Now Set to be a Mobile Icon
The Loch Ness Monster is set to have its very own emoji and gain even more ... Also, the mighty Urquhart Castle – a Loch Ness by Jacobite cruise ...

The documentary features rival Loch Ness Monster hunters and 79-year-old folk singer Sheila Stewart. Moffat and Fegan also documented a crofter ...

FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES


What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology?

Well, everything, actually!

In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.


THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN IS PLANNING A VERY WEIRD WEEKEND

The Gonzo Daily - Friday/Saturday
 
It has been a long, peculiar, but ultimately quite a nice day, although it is not over yet by a long chalk. Fridays are by far the hardest day of the week because of the Gonzo Weekly deadline. But it does free up the weekend so I can sleep, drink vodka or stare out the window with a glazed expression on my face (or possibly some combination of the three).
 
COMING THIS WEEKEND
REVIEW: 'An Evening with Wild Man Fischer'
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
Probably the last house where Mike Taylor lived......
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY: James Brown - Get Up O...
 
Gonzo Magazine #173
 
Pink Fairies, Beatles, George Martin, Styx, Record Collector, C S Lewis, Bill Malloneee, Mr Biffo, Roy Weard, Dogwatch, That Legendary Wooden Lion, Hawkwind, and Yes fans had better look out! The news of Keith Emerson's death broke about half an hour after we went to press. We shall be leading a tribute to him next issue, but in the meanime would like to extend our condolences to his loved ones.
 
Pink Fairies action figures are on the front cover, together with an interview with Tony Henderson, the bloke who makes them, inside. Doug writes about Styx, while Jon says goodbue to George Martin, muses about historical technology, and reviews a book by an ex-Archbishop of Canterbury (honestly). John looks forward to Record Store Day, Ray reviews Bill Malloneee. There are radio shows from Strange Fruit, Friday Night Progressive, and Mack Maloney, the latest installment of the saga of Xtul, and columns from all sorts of folk including Roy Weard, A J Smitrovich, Mr Biffo and the irrepressible Corinna. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews and pademelons ouyside zoos(OK, nothing to do with small marsupials who have escaped from captivity, but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
 
This issue features:
Sir George Martin, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Randy Meisner, Bruce Foxton, Paul Weller, Bob Dylan, Brian Johnson, Eric Burdon, John Lennon, Frank Zappa, Strange Fruit, Friday Night Progressive, Mack Maloney's Mystery Hour, Sir George Martin, Raymond Samuel Tomlinson, Jonathan James "Jon" English, Joey Martin Feek, John Morthland, Gayle McCormick, Gregg Kofi Brown, Billy Cobham, Kevin Ayres featuring Ollie Halsall, Country Queens, Robert Calvert, Greg Harris, The Kentucky Colonels, Michael Jackson, Leonard Cohen, Michael Livesley and Brainwashing House feat Rick Wakeman, Neil Innes and Susie Honeyman,Tony Henderson, Pink Fairies, Styx, Alan Dearling, Roy Weard, A J Smitrovich, My Dad's LPs, John Brodie-Good, Mr Biffo, Ray Boeche, Bill Mallonee, Hawkwind, Xtul, Elvis, Charles-Francois Gounod, Captain Beefheart, Neil Nixon, Donald Bradshaw-Leather, Trolls Bends Fir                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
 
Read the previous few issues of Gonzo Weekly:
 
Issue 172 (4th Eden)
Issue 171 (Keith Levene)
Issue 170 (Wildman Fischer)
Issue 169 (Wildman Fischer)
Issue 168 (Wakeman/Bowie)
Issue 167 (Paul Kantner)
Issue 166 (Spirits Burning)
Issue 165 (David Bowie)
Issue 164 (Free Festivals)
Issue 163 (Lemmy)
Issue 161-2 (The Christmas Double Feature)
Issue 160 (Frank Zappa)
Issue 159 (Jon Anderson and Matt Malley)
Issue 158 (Billy Sherwood)
Issue 157 (Drones for Daevid)
Issue 156 (Rick and Emmie)
Issue 155 (Pink Fairies)
Issue 154 (Steve Ignorant)
Issue 153 (Martin Barre)
Issue 152 (4th Eden)
 
All issues from #70 can be downloaded at www.gonzoweekly.com if you prefer. If you have problems downloading, just email me
 
and I will add you to the Gonzo Weekly dropbox. The first 69 issues are archived there as well. Information is power chaps, we have to share it!
 
You can download the magazine in pdf form HERE:
 
 
SPECIAL NOTICE: If you, too, want to unleash the power of your inner rock journalist, and want to join a rapidly growing band of likewise minded weirdos please email me at jon@eclipse.co.uk The more the merrier really.
 
* The Gonzo Daily is a two way process. If you have any news or want to write for us, please contact me at jon@eclipse.co.uk. If you are an artist and want to showcase your work, or even just say hello please write to me at gonzo@cfz.org.uk. Please copy, paste and spread the word about this magazine as widely as possible. We need people to read us in order to grow, and as soon as it is viable we shall be invading more traditional magaziney areas. Join in the fun, spread the word, and maybe if we all chant loud enough we CAN stop it raining. See you tomorrow...
 
* The Gonzo Daily is - as the name implies - a daily online magazine (mostly) about artists connected to the Gonzo Multimedia group of companies. But it also has other stuff as and when the editor feels like it. The same team also do a weekly newsletter called - imaginatively - The Gonzo Weekly. Find out about it at this link: www.gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.co.uk
 
* We should probably mention here, that some of our posts are links to things we have found on the internet that we think are of interest. We are not responsible for spelling or factual errors in other people's websites. Honest guv!
 
* Jon Downes, the Editor of all these ventures (and several others) is an old hippy of 56 who - together with an infantile orange cat named after a song by Frank Zappa, and two small kittens, one totally coincidentally named after one of the Manson Family, purely because she squeaks, puts it all together from a converted potato shed in a tumbledown cottage deep in rural Devon which he shares with various fish. He is ably assisted by his lovely wife Corinna, his bulldog/boxer Prudence, his elderly mother-in-law, and a motley collection of social malcontents. Plus.. did we mention the infantile orange cat, and the adventurous kittens?

BIGFOOT NEWS IN BRIEF




Two New Possible Bigfoot Photos Posted To Facebook (Video)
From the youtube channel of the Crypto Blast: Two new Bigfoot photos appeared on Facebook this past week. Which one do you think is real? We do ...

Oh-Mah is better known as Bigfoot. It seems fitting that the movie shot a few scenes in Falls City in the middle of the same forests the mythical creature ...

NEWS FROM NOWHERE: Friday/Saturday

ON THIS DAY IN 0037 - The Roman Senate annuls Tiberius’ will and proclaims Caligula emperor. 
And now some more recent news from the CFZ Newsdesk
  • Meet The World’s Oldest Wild Platypus
  • Rhino poaching: Another year, another grim record
  • Underground Ants Regrew Brain Parts to See the Lig...
  • South Africa bans leopard hunts due to uncertainty...
  • What killed off the ichthyosaurs? This study has t...


  • AND TO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK... (Music that may have some relevance to items also on this page, or may just reflect my mood on the day)