Well dear friends,
I had hoped that this morning we would be issuing our
centenary - the 100th - issue of Gonzo
Weekly. But things never quite work out
as they are planned. For reasons that
will become clear, in the fullness of time, one of the big stories cannot be
put out until tomorrow, and so, for the first time in our history, we are a day
late.
I am fully expecting a mob of
fear-crazed villagers to be rampaging up the long and twisty path that leads to
my castle brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.
No, hang on, that was Frankenstein.
I am actually expecting everybody to shrug their shoulders,
nod politely, and wait until the magazine comes out tomorrow.
Sláinte
