TURTLE TV is a "freaking hilarious" award winning 30 minute DVD compilation of excerpts from shows and events from a TV station run by turtles for turtles and their friends. - such as you? All shows star only turtles. Not a human to be seen
TURTLE MOVIES- - Star Wars - American Beauty - Blazing Saddles (Yep, that scene) King Kong (Yes the turtle climbs up the side of a skyscraper) and a wonderful excerpt from a hilarious turtle version of "It's a Wonderful Life." (I never thought I'd ever hear the "space time continuum" used as the punch line for a joke.)
TURTLE SPORTS-- the Turtle Hockey League, the Turtle Basketball League Turtle Drag Racing, even the Turtle Indy 500 (complete with a sensational crash).
TURTLE TV SHOWS- Turtle CSI, Turtle Cops and a turtle cooking show, which the main dish is a cricket cooked in sherry, or should be.
A turtle punk rock singer singing his unique version of "Deck the Halls"
Official turtle greetings from the station for Christmas, Hanukah and Kwanza.
All topped off with a special appearance by a former fake GOP Presidential candidate and NBC TV star.
What more can you want?
Guaranteed turtle TV fun and madness for 30 full minutes. The perfect gift for the holidays, birthdays, yourself. And only $15.00 each, which includes S&H anywhere in the U.S. Additional copies are $15.00 each S&H also included. Overseas contact us at email@example.com,
1) By check: send a check to Herpdigest/Allen Salzberg/67-87 Booth Street -5B/Forest Hills, NY 11375. Make the check out to Herpdigest.
2) By Paypal - our account is firstname.lastname@example.org (If you are not a member of Paypal you can still use Paypal if you have a credit card.)
3) By credit card, Master or Visa, Discover and Amex, only, send us your credit card number, expiration date, billing and shipping address to email@example.com. (Though I haven't heard of this happening, a credit card number stolen from an email, I'm told to prevent this send ccard number divided into two emails.)
And don"t forget to include those 3 numbers from the back of the credit card.
4) By phone, call us at 1-718-275-2190 Eastern Standard Time (NYC) - Any Day Of The Week, 11 A.M.- 6 P.M. If not in, leave message and we'll call back.
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