tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16505569.post6843456815459770254..comments2024-01-05T05:02:20.353+00:00Comments on CRYPTOZOOLOGY ONLINE: Still on the Track: LINDSAY SELBY: Do cryptozoological creatures smell terrible?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16505569.post-63002439043224351552010-04-19T21:28:44.672+01:002010-04-19T21:28:44.672+01:00Lindsay, it depends on what you mean by terrible.
...Lindsay, it depends on what you mean by terrible.<br /><br />For instance, d'you think Americans stink of Americanness?<br /><br />Once upon a time, apparently, the Japanese did, and one of the greatest difficulties they had with being conquered by them was after World War II there were all these towering gaijin throwing their weight about all over the country, stinking of the curdled stench of 'bata' - butter - a smell they apparently they found so repellent it caused many to vomit.<br /><br />I also read recently of an individual who's addicted to masturbating while nakedly cavorting in farm slurry.<br /><br />I dare say he might actually get off on the smell of the Abominable Snowman's hypothetical cack-caked fur.<br /><br />I'm not - so to speak - choking your slurry-spattered chicken with these observations, merely pointing out while the subject's complex and highly subjective, you may well be onto something of primordial sensory significance.borkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05042275165058229970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16505569.post-20899897485930451282010-04-18T11:54:05.783+01:002010-04-18T11:54:05.783+01:00Ivan Sanderson said at one point, "ALL Animal...Ivan Sanderson said at one point, "ALL Animals stink", including human beings.<br /><br />In the case of the Shetlands sea monster, Heuvelmans has that one down as a basking shark sighting. And in the case of most "Abominable Snowmen", when you pin witnesses down, most of them are actually saying that the excrement clings to the body hair and gives that lingering odor of feces. Some of the sightings even specify that one alarm reaction is that the hairy hominid takes a dump right at that moment when it is spotted by the witness. It is an effective deterrant against any closer approach by the witness, by all accounts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com