Friday, February 14, 2014

THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN MAKES SLOW PROGRESS

The Gonzo Daily - Friday
 
Graham explained to me the other day that the current filthy weather is coming in on something called the Jet Stream, somewhat like a conveyer belt in one of those educational films about factories that they used to show us when I was at school. This explains how our weather here vacillates from lovely sunshine, to downpours of tropical proportions, but I wish that it would stop and go and do something else. It is cold, grey and horrid outside, and this is one of those days that I truly wish I was somewhere much warmer, greener and less windy, preferably with a large bush of wild lantana covered in butterflies outside my window.
 
 
GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY: Gerry Mulligan Quartet ~ My Funny Valentine
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2014/02/gonzo-track-of-day-gerry-mulligan.html
 
 
 
 
‘I have this idea of what we could do’: Jon Anderson wants to be in a band again
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2014/02/i-have-this-idea-of-what-we-could-do.html
 

You will, I hope, be pleased to hear that Issue 65 of the Gonzo Weekly will be out tomorrow. This issue features an EXCLUSIVE Pink Fairies interview, an exclusive interview with prog album artist Sandor Kwiatkowski, the return of the mighty Six Foot Three, Clepsydra box set details, a massively desirable slice of Acid Mothers Temple memorabilia, news about Hawkwind live next weekend, A Communique from Pussy Riot, the Psychedelic Warlords livce, and more news, reviews, views, interviews and brindled gnus (OK, no specialised African antelopes but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's COMPLETELY FREE!!!
 
Just in case you missed issue 64 you can read it here:
http://forteanzoology.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-gonzo-weekly-64.html
 
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*  The Gonzo Daily is - as the name implies - a daily online magazine (mostly) about artists connected to the Gonzo Multimedia group of companies. But it also has other stuff as and when the editor feels like it. The same team also do a weekly newsletter called - imaginatively - The Gonzo Weekly. Find out about it at this link: www.gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/11/all-gonzo-news-wots-fit-to-print.html
 
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*  Jon Downes, the Editor of all these ventures (and several others) is an old hippy of 54 who - together with his orange cat (who is currently on sick leave in Staffordshire) and two very small kittens (one of whom is also orange) puts it all together from a converted potato shed in a tumbledown cottage deep in rural Devon which he shares with various fish, and sometimes a small Indian frog. He is ably assisted by his lovely wife Corinna, his bulldog/boxer Prudence, his elderly mother-in-law, and a motley collection of social malcontents. Plus.. did we mention the orange cat?

FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES



What has Corinna's column of fortean bird news got to do with Cryptozoology?

Well, everything actually!

In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in. 





CFZ PEOPLE: John Downes (1925-2006)


My father died eight years ago this morning,
and not a day goes by when I don't remember him


Home is the sailor, home from sea: 
Her far-borne canvas furled 
The ship pours shining on the quay 
The plunder of the world. 

Home is the hunter from the hill: 
Fast in the boundless snare 
All flesh lies taken at his will 
And every fowl of air. 

'Tis evening on the moorland free, 
The starlit wave is still: 
Home is the sailor from the sea, 
The hunter from the hill.

                                   Home Is the Sailor --- A.E. Housman 

CRYPTOLINK: Teen blames Bigfoot for crash

A word about cryptolinks: we are not responsible for the content of cryptolinks, which are merely links to outside articles that we think are interesting (sometimes for the wrong reasons), usually posted up without any comment whatsoever from me. 
FAIRFIELD TOWNSHIP, Ohio (WKBN) – A Columbiana teen says he crashed his car last week trying to avoid Bigfoot.
Robert James Sevenich, 17, told a trooper with the Ohio State Highway Patrol that he spotted Bigfoot at the side of the road about 2:55 a.m. on Jan. 28, which caused him to hit the accelerator and crash his car into a ditch.
According to Sgt. Ron Cox, Sevenich was at a stop sign at the intersection of Bunker Hill Road and Crestview Road in Fairfield Township when he spotted the “creature” standing near the stop sign.
“He looked to his right and saw what he thought was the Bigfoot creature standing there,” said Cox. “He accelerated quickly and hit the ditch on the left side of the road.”
The trooper that responded to the crash searched the area for footprints but didn’t find anything.
Sevenich was not injured. He was charged with failure to control his vehicle

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KARL SHUKER - Half-Human Half-Rabbit Hybrid, The Tragic Truth?


Karl Shuker investigates a contentious crypto-photograph circulating online yet again.

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