Thursday, March 14, 2013

BBC ON LOCH MORAR (Featuring Richard Freeman/CFZ)

Mermaid/BBC's Little Mermaid
Loch Ness is known all over the world for its legendary monster, Nessie. But it is far from the only creature said to inhabit Scotland's lochs. Could you place the locations of Lizzie or the slug pig?
Researchers had found accounts at the University of Edinburgh library of the mysterious creature from the 1900s.

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Yara-Ma-Yha-Who from Blanca Martinez de Rituerto on Vimeo.

RICHARD FREEMAN: Creepy little film on an Aussie monster I've written a short story on.

DAN HOLDSWORTH: Cat Matters

Recently I experienced a bit of a problem with one or two neighbourhood cats which were engaged in a literal pissing match, partly involving my back yard. A new, pure white[1] cat had recently arrived, and was trying to establish territory by scent marking; the residents were resisting by similar methods.

Faced with a back yard reeking of cat pee, I at first tried scent deterrents, making my back yard at first reek of Jeyes Fluid, then of garlic essence. Neither worked for long, and nor did lemongrass oil, or citrus oil (though the yard smelled quite nice). Then I tried putting one of these devices out, a couple of feet away from where a cat jumping down into the yard would land.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Innotek-Ssscat-Cat-Spray-Deterrent/dp/B000RIA95G

The yard is monitored by a CCTV camera, so I was able to see the result. A couple of close encounters with a horrible hissing monster in the dark was enough; the pissing match has been postponed indefinitely.
So, might I suggest deploying one of these things near where you'd prefer the cat not to go? All it does is hisses loudly and unexpectedly close to the cat, which is apparently a hell of a shock for a feline, though it is otherwise harmless. They soon learn to avoid it, though, and it is less intrusive than scent deterrents.

[1] Cats in my neighbourhood have a sadly limited lifespan, mostly due to traffic. A pure white individual, even a widely ranging one, would likely live longer due to being more visible to traffic.



FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES (C...

In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out of place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in. So after about six months of regular postings on the main bloggo Corinna has taken the plunge and started a 'Watcher of the Skies' blog of her own as part of the CFZ Bloggo Network.

Birds are target of 'inhumane' abuse

THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN IS CONFUSED

We were told that Leo (or sometimes 'Buttons') was supposed to have been kept in for up to five weeks before we let him out. However, he has so far escaped seven or eight times and always came back. So yesterday we gave up the unequal struggle; we bought him a collar with a name tag, and a bell to warn birds, and let him out. It was obviously the right decision because he has been popping in and out ever since, and is much calmer.
 
Last night I watched a Mott the Hoople documentary on BBCi Player, followed by a collection of so-called New York Rock. How they managed to claim that John Cale is a New York rock artist when he is Welsh baffles me, but there was a very good version of Venus in Furs which kept me happy. Sadly no Richard Hell (with or without the voidoids). But I am waffling, so, on with the show....
 
 
Once again we repair to Austin for our daily audience with Thom the World Poet
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2013/03/thom-world-poet-daily-poem_14.html
 
 
 
There's a rockabilly party on saturday night, Helen and Martin will be there, have you got an invite?
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2013/03/hepcats-helen-and-martin-rocking-house.html
 
 
 
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