The Devil's Child
When a widow named Karafiatova gave birth to a child two years after her husband's death, gossip grew along Nerudova street. Karafiatova had rejected all suitors, so who was the child's father?
As he grew older, the boy took on a strange appearence. He had dark shiny eyes, a long tongue and bristly hair. He would look up nun's habits, shoot stones through windows, shot a neighbour's canary with his catapult and tossed soap into food. He was such a brat that neighbours thought he was the devil's son.
He was killed when a roof tile fell on his head.
His ghost is said to haunt the area even today. It throws itself in front of cars, only to vanish when the motorist stops to investigate.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
RICHIE WEST: PERUVIAN HAIRLESS DOG
Jon,My boss, Jann Stovall, was in Peru and saw many Peruvian hairless dogs. He took this photograph. Our newspaper article made some impact in that he remembered the Texas Blue Dog and thought this dog breed might have some link.
Richie
KOSHER CRYPTID COOKBOOK
http://io9.com/5479659/its-the-monster-manual-with-manischewitzA few years ago the writer/editors Ann and Jeff VanderMeer were hiking in the woods. It was getting close to Passover and, what with all the Wandering in the Wilderness, the conversation turned to that most Hebraic of topics: "So, what are we going to eat already?" Being the hardened vets of speculative fiction they are, The VanderMeers began wondering about the kashrut, or Kosherness, of various animals from fantasy and legend....
For example:
Grilled Mongolian Death Worm MakiServes 6
4-5 lbs. of Mongolian Death Worm meat
2 cups Sushi Rice
2-3 Nori sheets (seaweed wraps)
I Cucumber, sliced into long thin strips
Fresh Mango, diced
Pickled Daikon
Wasabi
First, you will need to de-electrify the creature. The best way to do this is to zap it with a taser (and ignore it if it says, "Don't tase me, bro." It is NOT your bro). If you don't have a taser (and why don't you? It's a dangerous world out there, bubele), you can use static electricity. Simply put on a pair of pantyhose and walk across a carpet, making sure your legs are as close together as possible. Once you've built up enough, touch the thing and hope fully you will see sparks. (Note: this second method is very dangerous. We recommend instead that you just go out and buy a taser.)
Soak it in salt water overnight (this will kill any of the acid residue, we trust). Grill the Mongolian Death Worm in soy sauce until it is nice and tender – there is no way you want to eat this stuff raw. You will notice that the meat shrinks up, which is why you must start out with a large amount in order to have enough once it is cooked. Then cut into small pieces. Place the nori sheet on the bamboo sushi-mat. Spread the rice on top of the nori, not too thick, leaving about an inch on the top and bottom of the nori without any rice. Place a strip of cucumber across the rice, then place the mango and Mongolian Death Worm meat across as well. Make sure the left and right sides are even, Slowly roll up the nori from the bottom, You will have a nice firm sushi roll. Cut into pieces. Serve with sake (preferably chilled), and the daikon and wasabi on the side.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
OLL LEWIS: Yesterday's News Today
http://cryptozoologynews.blogspot.com/
On this day in 753BC Romulus and Remus were said to have founded Rome. According to Rome’s founding myth the two boys were fathered by Mars (or Hercules in some versions) but cast out of their home by their uncle when still babies. The boys were discovered by a wolf, which raised them along with its own cubs. When it came to founding the city itself both boys had a different idea where it should be built, Romulus preferring the Palatine hill and Remus plumbing for the Aventine hill. In order to sort out this dispute the brothers decided to count vultures (as you do) but this plan ran into trouble when each brother probably just plucked a number out of thin air hoping it would be bigger than the other’s but still believable. Romulus, it would seem, tired of these shenanigans first and started building a ditch and wall around the Palatine hill. Remus, being an annoying sort of chap, started messing about with the wall and finally insulting Romulus by jumping over it to show him how rubbish he thought the wall was. Romulus had had quite enough of this idiot by now and slew him.
There is a moral in that.
And now, the news, brought to us from Gavin Ll. Wilson and the CFZ news blog:
Alcathoe's bat discovered in Yorkshire and Sussex
Trapped foxes freed with washing liquid
Horse adopts family of ducklings
Rowers ask Queen to kill swan
India announces new tracking system to protect tigers
Nepal university students told: Rats ate your exams
Dog denied chance to run for mayor
Well, that’s a bit ‘ruff’ on the poor thing.
On this day in 753BC Romulus and Remus were said to have founded Rome. According to Rome’s founding myth the two boys were fathered by Mars (or Hercules in some versions) but cast out of their home by their uncle when still babies. The boys were discovered by a wolf, which raised them along with its own cubs. When it came to founding the city itself both boys had a different idea where it should be built, Romulus preferring the Palatine hill and Remus plumbing for the Aventine hill. In order to sort out this dispute the brothers decided to count vultures (as you do) but this plan ran into trouble when each brother probably just plucked a number out of thin air hoping it would be bigger than the other’s but still believable. Romulus, it would seem, tired of these shenanigans first and started building a ditch and wall around the Palatine hill. Remus, being an annoying sort of chap, started messing about with the wall and finally insulting Romulus by jumping over it to show him how rubbish he thought the wall was. Romulus had had quite enough of this idiot by now and slew him.
There is a moral in that.
And now, the news, brought to us from Gavin Ll. Wilson and the CFZ news blog:
Alcathoe's bat discovered in Yorkshire and Sussex
Trapped foxes freed with washing liquid
Horse adopts family of ducklings
Rowers ask Queen to kill swan
India announces new tracking system to protect tigers
Nepal university students told: Rats ate your exams
Dog denied chance to run for mayor
Well, that’s a bit ‘ruff’ on the poor thing.